Reach out and touch tape
The Kiss of Shame is an analog tape degradation processor; the full pathology of magnetic tape: drift, wow, flutter, scrape-flutter, hiss, print-through and the slow violence of time and storage. It originally debuted @ AES 2014. I didn't know the first thing about starting a company so I of course blew through my runway and went bust. But it was revived by another developer in 2023, launched open-source and has become somewhat of a freeware cult classic. This page runs the real Rev 2 signal path, straight from the code that's presently in the GitHub repo, right in your browser. You can also download the plugin (AU/VST3) and run it in your DAW on Mac, Windows and Linux.
The controls
- INPUT TRIM
- Drive into the tape path (±18 dB). Push it and the dual odd/even-harmonic saturation leans in; this is where the warmth lives.
- SHAME
- The center knob. One macro driving drift, wow, flutter and scrape-flutter together: mild color at 9 o’clock, seasick mangling at full. Double-click the cross for EXTREME and the engine runs past its design stops.
- ENVIRONMENT
- Where the reel was stored. Studio Closet (dry oxidation: dulling, dropouts, stray crackle), Humid Cellar (sticky-shed: drowned highs, slow swell, damp rumble), Hot Locker (heat warp: drifting pitch, sagging level, hard echoes), Hurricane Sandy (the flood reel: bursts, grit and survival). Click the window to cycle, click the arrow for the full list, scroll to step.
- AGE
- How long the reel suffered there. Environment picks the story, AGE sets the damage. At zero, the environment idles.
- HISS
- The noise floor of the medium, crossfade-looped so it never repeats. It scales with tape formulation.
- TAPE: S-111 / A-456
- Two formulations. S-111, the darker 1950s to 70s reference reel with richer even harmonics. A-456, the high-output/low-noise workhorse: brighter, tighter, with a quieter floor.
- PRINT THROUGH
- Adjacent tape wraps magnetizing each other: a soft, dulled echo breathing ~110 ms behind the program. It's the classic “ghost” of worn masters.
- BLEND
- Dry/wet against the driven signal: the parallel-processing knob. Full right is all tape.
- OUTPUT TRIM
- Make-up gain (±18 dB). The chain-link icons couple INPUT and OUTPUT inversely for level-matched driving.
- THE REELS
- They spin with playback and they’re instruments: drag them vertically to lean on the tape for real-time flange, released exactly where you leave it.
- BYPASS
- The lamp shows it, the lever throws it. It's click-free either way.
Tricks & tips
- EXTREME: double-click the cross. All-buttons-in mode: 2.5× modulation depth, looser timing, scrape-flutter engaged. It's saved with your session in the plugin; no extra parameter, no menu.
- Lean on the tape: drag the reels mid-phrase and release for tape-stop-adjacent warbles and dub-style smears. Double-click the reels to let go cleanly.
- Shift-drag any knob for fine adjustment; double-click (except SHAME) snaps it home.
- Fold the machine: double-click the empty faceplate and the reels tuck away for small screens, exactly like the plugin’s collapsible UI.
- AGE before ENVIRONMENT sounds like nothing and that’s correct. Pick the room first, then dial the years.
- Sandy past noon: Hurricane Sandy holds its noise bursts back until AGE crosses 50%. The flood arrives all at once.
Where to put it
Single tracks
Vocals: A-456, INPUT pushed slightly, SHAME 10-15%, BLEND ~60% and air turns to velvet. Keys & guitars: S-111, SHAME 20-35% for that pawn-shop chorus nobody can name. Drums: drive INPUT hard, BLEND to taste.
Drum & aux busses
The parallel move: BLEND 30-50%, INPUT hot, OUTPUT linked low. Studio Closet + AGE ~40% glues transients with oxide instead of a compressor. Print Through ON adds room-like density between hits.
The mix buss
Restraint: INPUT near noon, SHAME under 15%, BLEND 20-35%, environment Off or a hair of Closet. You should miss it when you bypass it, not hear it when it’s in.
Mastering
S-111 for color, A-456 for glue. INPUT at unity, SHAME ≤ 10%, HISS off or whisper, BLEND 15-25%, watch the IN/OUT meters match. Uploading here? Set it, then ⬇ DOWNLOAD MASTER prints your file through the machine at full resolution.
Sound design & post
This is where it goes feral: Hurricane Sandy, AGE 100%, EXTREME on, reels dragged by hand. Instant archival trauma, period-correct decay, transmissions from drowned decades.